A teenie-weenie yellow bikini and a blowup doll...
You know, just when I thought I've seen it all while on a ride....
I waited until later in the afternoon to allow the temps to warm up. We've gone through a cold snap here. It was only about 64 (mild by our standards lately) when I departed after watching the Packers' beat the Giants to go 2-0. (Yes, there is joy in Cheeseheadville today)
On the way out as I passed a local park I saw a homemade sign saying, "Red's 80th". The sign was being held by a blowup doll sitting in the back of a pickup truck also holding a bunch of red balloons. Nice.
Then on the way back I heard loud music along the parkway. Lots of cars parked. I figured someone was having a party. Not exactly.
"Bikini Bike Wash" the sign said.
And sure enough.
Despite it being only in the mid-60's under a mostly cloudy sky with a chilly wind of about 12-15 blowing, there from the center of the driveway, surrounded by five yelping, shirtless guys emerges a hottie in a yellow bikini.
All I could could think to myself was, "Man, it's not that warm out here. She must be cold in that."
Alas, I am indeed getting old.