Originally Posted by Mo'Phat

I have the physique of an alligator wrestler...but I've never wrestled alligators.

Alligator wrestling forum is such a clique, where everybody is a wannabe pro alligator wrestler. I only wrestle alligators for recreational purposes, and all you elitist knowitalls who know each other and wrestle alligators together are lame.

Me? I'm a crochet artist, but my discipline of crochet doesn't involve any mysticism or regimented training. It's ancient, and is some of the best, most elegant crochet ever practiced. However, I'm not going to tell anybody what it is, because I don't want all of the crochet-novices to begin my particular branch of crochet, thereby making it a mainstream fad.

Why does everybody care what crochet I do? You've got to be seriously maladjusted to concern yourself with me, for I shall never concern myself with you.