I'm afraid I'm struggling with this one.
Of course, the ruling will be that 'yes, you are nuts', but I can't work out whether it's because you attempted said trip, because you didn't have the right tyres, because you WILL do it next month (or we'll be merciless), or because you failed to flirt with the waitress.
Richard
incidentally, it's 25 outside as I type this, 25C and rising