Funny how some people balk at paying $17.00 for something that will make them more comfortable sitting on the bike and therefore faster, yet will pay $130.00 for a carbon bottle cage, or $190.00 for a styrofoam helmet.
This is not directed to anyone in particular, unless you meet the parameters set above.
I went for years when i was younger with nothing, but now I use Blistershield, its a little bottle or roll-on stuff, slippery as hell, but not to greasy. I pull everything up, and roll away........