I was talking about this to my brother the roadie yesterday. Apparently the term in use here, and he thinks this is just local to Brisbane, is 'Hubbard'. I'm still trying to find out the origins of this term, but he suspected it was named after a local school for ******** children, also called Hubbards.

So, if anyone calls you a 'Fred', just call them a 'Hubbard' in return. They won't even know they've been derided.

I'm going to get 'Hubbard' embroidered onto the black dress socks I use for riding.