lol, that was funny.
but seriously, i've had the same problem w/ mine. its worse if you have new tires b/c they really stick to the drums, and if you change your line at all, they squeak. the only thing that has helped me is to use tires that have been used outside so they have a little dust and dirt on then. i've also tried using a very light amout of baby powder on the roller drums. i think that helps with the squeaking initially, but it wears off pretty quickly.