There have been times I've been late to work, even though I knew I could have made it on time without riding.
Or those "mornings after" that I had already said to myself the day before, "There's no way I'm riding tomorrow after all the riding I've already done this week," (and the next morning I felt like I was sculpted completely out of a huge granite block,) but after some coffee, I'm like, "Hey, I think I feel like riding this morning..."
Or after staying up half the night (for whatever reason, usually bike-related,) I get up feeling half-dead, only to get on my bike anyway because (and I quote,) "If I don't ride today, I won't have the energy to work."
Does anyone else ever think of food in terms of, "This will really help my ride," not, "Mmmm, this is really delicious?"
What about when your wife wants you to do something for her after work, and all you can think about is, "How will this affect my ride?"
"My name is [insert name] and I'm a bicycle commuter-aholic."