In my always humble and often reasonable opinion, enjoying and even celebrating the strollers, walkers, skaters, joggers and slow riders on a path is much more fun than getting all out of shape about who may be doing what where.

Yes, I have tested the brakes and my slender off road skills. Sure I would rather go at my own pace rather than waiting for that family to get organized, it would be fun to hit some blind curves without worry. All that, though, is small stuff. For me, it's big stuff when people are actually outdoors, moving their butts, and enjoying the facilities our tax dollars built.

If only someone would just teach me the zen of dog droppings and goose grease, life would be near perfect.