My bike porn of choice:

track frame, tight geometry, nicely cut and interestingly cut lugs but nothing too fancy. miche or campy track cranks, 165. phil woods on mavic open pros. one of those pricey, fancy brooks saddles. gouge bars, just like my own (Nitto promendes, flipped forwards, see my post on here: http://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...&page=36&pp=25). nitto pearl stem. campy pedals with some nice straps or Time MTB pedals.

oh, it makes me horny, just thinking about it.