I'd settle for a steel trackbike with no toe overlap and credit card thickness clearances. Pretty much my current trackbike, but 2cm's larger. And Ferrari red with chrome seat and chainstays, with 35mm black aero rims laced to black paul hubs with black bladed spokes. I think I'd also go with those 3ttt bullhorn bars in chrome that I couldn't find anywhere to save my life.

Either that or a tank. This way I could drive over traffic and still blow red lights.