Originally Posted by wattsy_rules

1994...WTF...I have to remember back to 1983!!

At the risk of being beaten up..I was a copper when I left year 12 for a couple of years...last Wednesday I bought some 'take away' for the family on the way home and couldn't help notice the two cops in the shop waiting for their food. I started smiling and they obviously took offence to me looking at them smiling and the conversation went something like this:

Male Cop: "can I help you sir?"
Me: "sorry mate I was just thinking about something"

Male Cop: "would you like to share your thoughts?"
Me: "yeah, but you're going to be embarrased"

Female Cop: "I think we've seen enough to not be worried about your thoughts"
Me: "OK, I was just thinking that you both would have been in Kinder Garten when I join the police force"

Male cop: Now a little wary says, "and when would that have been?"
Me: "1985"

They both then paid for their food and left without further comment.

The moral of this story is that although the female cop looked good, I felt guilty for thinking she looked sexy cause she was so young...Fark...I'M OLD!!!