"Spin, grin, and win" is permanently etched in my brain. Thank you all you old Italian roadies I grew up with when I was a teenager. Fortunately, I've deduced that everyone has a natural cadence, and being able to accellerate is a combination of being about to push AND being able to spin. I love big gear ******s - I can blow past them up hills, despite my 90kgs. Bring it on Mr.60:11.

Anyway fellas, I'm now officially a real noob roadie, rather than a mountain biker imposter. Just got the hair ripped outta my legs *RRRIIIPPPPPP* The chick at the salon doing the waxing was frikken 17. 17! I'm sure that's illegal in most US states.