Hee hee hee. This is funny...
" I spent about $2,000 total on this bike and I have treated it like my own child."
"Tires are definately worn and bike has been sitting in storage for a while ..."
Who puts their child in storage?!?!?!
And this...
"I have never ridden it a single time when i did not get at least one compliment on it from a total stranger"
Not a single time, not once! Hey it's not THAT nice of a bike for cripe's sake!!
Just kiddin around...