Until wednesday evening the bikes (most of them) are in the house (small 2/2 condo). On wed the SO and kids come back and all the bikes go back to the patio, the parking garage or to the storage locker. I consider them good company in a house that is, right now, otherwise quiet and lonely.
At any rate, I can get to the coffee maker and the toaster in the morning so no problem!
There is also a '95 carbon fiber Trek in the bedroom. I know, no shame...