Originally Posted by
EivlEvo
Someone broke into my EVO and stole my SAFC. That was bad since I had it running everything. Drove that sucka home sick rich.
I also got ripped for like $600 on some wheels off ebay once too.
All these kids these days. I say... if you want my stuff, fine, but you gotta fight me for it.
On a side note... I think im going to start a band called aluminum maiden.
All power ballads? You should let me croon and play the 12 string acoustic.
One time I tried an overweight old mall cop try and jack my ride cause I locked it to a light pole. He worked on my kryptonite chain for a while with his isht bolt cutters and then called it a day and turned around and went inside, presumably to get some young whippersnapper to do the job for him. His escapades had given me ample time to finish my coffee, so I walked over and unlocked my bike, at which time he came shuffling over to yell at me and i rode off.