Originally Posted by frankstoneline

All power ballads? You should let me croon and play the 12 string acoustic.
One time I tried an overweight old mall cop try and jack my ride cause I locked it to a light pole. He worked on my kryptonite chain for a while with his isht bolt cutters and then called it a day and turned around and went inside, presumably to get some young whippersnapper to do the job for him. His escapades had given me ample time to finish my coffee, so I walked over and unlocked my bike, at which time he came shuffling over to yell at me and i rode off.