Originally Posted by substructure

I knew I would miss all the fun. I went shopping with my daughters today. When I came back all the 'yada yada yada' multiplied to 5 pages.

Have any of these been covered?

Don't worry about what bike you have.
Learn to ride in a pack.
All roadies are a-holes.
Quit being a crybaby Fred.
I can hang on with my old mountain bike w/ slicks on the A rides.
Join the C group first.
I ride alone so I don't have those problems.
Troll alert.