Originally Posted by A.Winthrop

Hi,
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I have two sets of vintage bikes, those I ride over the
year's coldest six months and those I ride in the warmest.
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The three off-season vintage bikes sleep quietly where my
vintage wine would rest, if I had any vintage wine, in the
cellar.
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The three on-season vintage bikes sleep in the bike bedroom,
the room my wife refers to for reasons I don't understand
as the dining room. Since the twins left for college and
beyond, most of our eating is done in the bike shop, which
my wife refers to for reasons I don't understand as the
kitchen.
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Fortunately, my father-in-law was an avid cyclist and also
had a home with a bike bedroom and a bike shop... and a wine
cellar where he kept bikes, not wine.
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