I saw Phil Anderson about 3 years ago down at St Kilda Pier, and, being a "biker", I couldn't believe he wasn't being harrassed by millions of people. So, I thought "fuk it, I'll say 'g'day' without sounding like an idiot". But (you can imagine the rest), I was like: "wow, your Phil Anderson (now you know)...man..wow...how's it goin'?"

Naturally, he had this look like he was thinking: "oh no, another fat d1ckhead on an old Paconi".

He couldn't get away from me quick enough