Have you seen what that "guns" discussion has turned into over at cyclingforums? ....man....heavy.
Don't worry, Hitchyoheyoh, you wouldn't have time to read it all at work anyway -- it's long and deep.

I tried a tragic return to cricket about fours years ago in a desperate
attempt to reclaim my youth. I tell ya, nothin' makes you feel like you're
fifteen again than standing at the nets on a thursday night in summer with a slightly
used Kookaburra in your hand, and a big red stains all over your clothes.
But it all ended in tears; I'd forgotten how to play. Then I hurt my shoulder from
too much bowling, then crashed my bike, and I haven't been able to do me
shoulder presses properly ever since. I can't do upright rows at all!!