G'day,

I'm a fan of really el cheapo ridin' glasses...cos I'm the original klutz & keep breakin' 'em....whilst I haven't quite stooped to 'safety glasses' yet.....If they made 'em look just a little less like a doofus.......anyway, I haven't had a problem with 'em foggin'...just slide 'em down the nose if they do!.....However, on the subject d'jour....poohing.....my extensive research has concluded that wattsey suffers from the condition known as 'Bugle Arse'.....