OK, this is damn funny (now). A little preview. After it happened, I end up standing in the ditch. I then realize something is not right. I sit down and look over at my left shoulder,, then my right shoulder. My right shoulder is sitting like 3" below my left and I look at the ground to see that I am level. ... Uh oh... then I see about a 1/2 inch protrusion out the front of my jersey. Then I know ... Damn@!

My next question to the guys gathering ... "How's my bike?"

I don't know for sure till I partially dissasemble and ride it but so far, scratched the RD (the only RED component I have yet to mount).

I'll do a full dump after my penance on Tuesday night.