Yes, I am joking.
(Referencing "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas":

All around me in traffic I could see people talking and I wanted to hear what they were saying. All of them. But the shotgun mike was in the trunk and I decided to leave it there. Las Vegas is not the kind of town where you want to drive down Main Street aiming a black bazooka-looking instrument at people.)

But the Fenix does look sort of large. The company offers a baffling range of flashlights, and I'm not sure why all the bike commuters have landed on the LD2. What's wrong with the P1D or the P2D? They seem noticeably shorter and offer the same "max 175 lumens." What's so special about the LD2?