Unfortunately I like Mavic rims. Fortunately, DT rims are just as good, and as a consequence those guys can go **** themselves, and have a nice day

Okay, time to squeeze a ride in, and whilst doing so, try to convince myself throw this carbon fork in the trash, do a lugged steel fork, with a white crown, black legs, and gold pearl over the top.......you guys can keep talking schoolgirls, beer and pokies......

PRE RIDE ADDITIONAL:

Q: Your missus has only managed to wash one of your gloves. Do you -

1) Ride with one clean, one stinky glove?
2) Ride with no gloves?
3) Go and buy another identical pair of gloves?
4) Trade the missus in?