Originally Posted by PotatoSlayer

Realizing I wasn't going to enlighten them on the legality of cycling on the road, I decided to be a real jerk. I quickly footed my bike in front of his car with about 6 inches to spare. The light turns green. I just sit there sideways.

He's honking like there's no tomorrow, cursing and me, making creative gesutres with his hands, but he's too chicken**** to come out of the car with the oncoming traffic. Traffic is backed up behind him and they are ALL honking furiously.

So light turns red, I quickly jump off my bike and run to the opposite sidewalk and proceed to walk my bike along the sidewalk. Of course, next time the light turned green he drove past, shouting something incomprehensible (and some other drivers did as well.)