One time I was messin with my cyclocomputer..lookin at the road... back down..and didn't notice the roadie on the opposite side going the other direction. Well.. not until the last second when I looked up and spotted a colorful cyclist in full kit tossing a wave. Of course it was too late and I continued on my way. In my helmet mirror I saw him yank his bike to a stop, flip me a full arm bird and yell, "Yeah.. well F*CK U TOO A**HOLE!!!!"

If he was hoping to become a real road racer he'd sure better get the psyche down pat and hold it together.