Rule number one of Bike Club...don't talk about Bike Club.
Rule number two of Bike Club...don't do anything that would take away from our snobbish snubbery. We might wreck into swampish shrubbery, and then we'd be dampish and rubbery.
Rule number three of Bike Club...ride your bike very very super seriously. Make sure that riding for you is like taking a massively painful poop...that costs alot...oh, and don't wave.