Monday 10:46 AM Damage Report -

1) Small scrapes on left knee.
2) Small scapes on left elbow.
3) Bruise the size of a saucer on left buttock.
4) Ridiculous swelling of the left buttock.
5) Mild concussion and whiplash, neck hurts like a b¡tch.
6) Coccyx from hell.
7) Non-drive side Thylacine sticker has long scratch on it.

Lessions learnt from losing of 'Crash Cherry' -

a) Hitchy is the nicest guy you could ever run into.
b) Hitchy actually gives way to pedestrians.
c) Asphalt is farken hard.
d) Children, wear your helmet AT ALL TIMES. It will save your noggin.
e) Going into mild shock isn't much fun, although the sympathy from a roomful of women watching a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Marathon at your place is.