Yeah, that's been "sanctified".

Best thread for ages; I'll try to "succinctify" it for yooz (i've got 20 mins to kill ):

It seems that Ultra-g and Slvoid both live in New York and go to the same
bike shop -- Ultra-g also used to work there. After chatting to the guys at the shop, Slvoid
was under the impression that Ultra-g left the job without telling the boss, and
he also seemed to think that Ultra-g had taken a second hand seat without paying for it.

I gather that Ultra-g was in the shop one day, and the guys told him that Slvoid had 'dissed'
him -- Ultra-g was not happy. SO, on the thread that Hitchy posted, Ultra-g said
something like: "by the way, thanks for dissing me at the shop; you have no idea what you're talking about, and it's none of your fukin business anyway."

Slvoid reply by actually accusing Ultra-g of stealing the seat, and walking out on
the job at the bike shop without telling them, and said; "the next time I see a fat Asian
guy in Central Park, it'll be 'on'!!

Ultra-g basically said: "how 'bout it? The guys at the shop have got my number -- give me a call"

It seems Slvoid wasn't interested in catching up, and was ignoring Ultra-g's private messages.
SO......in a seemingly desperate effort to contact Slvoid, Ultra'g actually starts a new thread, titled: "Hey Slvoid, read this". In this thread, Ultra-g posted a very long message to Slvoid, basically telling him that he was a fukn idiot, and:
"any time you wanna catch up in Central Park, I'll fukn 'school'
you on the bike. The guys at the shop think you're a fukn idiot, and that Litespeed they sold
you was a fukn lemon that was in the basement for 2 years. And you call me fat? What about
your fkn girlfriend....."

blah blah.

hee hee hee