"Hard to know which way to look". I'm much too much of a gentleman to do otherwise. Did a lot of looking up at the sky, but.

It's a bit like touring the Cadbury's chockie factory just up the road. Looks good at first, but after the first 10 minutes, the sickly smell gets to you. Just substitute loud sceaming for sickly smell, plus a teacher on the PA that would be better suited at Kmart or Woolies behind the shop microphone.