hee hee hee...you mean a "keyboard"? Jeez, grandpa, get with "it", man/dude!!

Actually, our "keyboard player" quit, so we thought we wouldn't replace him, and
pocket more $$$$ each gig coz we went from 5 members to 4. All our keyboard
parts are now on an MP3 player.


The old gag: why are keyboard players like condoms?
Becuase you only use them when you absolutely HAVE TO!