1. because fixies are ****ing hip, and fixies allow me to be so unique that i'm really the same as everyone else who has a fixie, and because fixies are well, fixies!

2. the spirit of the fixe influenced me to ride fixies

3. before my fixie i had well nothing because fixies are the only way to ride a bike.

peace out,
<3 ur FIXIE PIXIE!