Geez guys, we gotta rev this up a bit. We don't want hitchy to think he's the life and soul of the party, and when's he's not around, it all falls apart. I even suggested BurlySurly become an onorary/ornery Aussie.

And Expat, let me explain it this way: You -- expensive Ti and lovely wife. Me -- cheap and nasty ex-hire steel ladyback that flexes and sways with anyone over 140lbs on the back. No, it will stay in the garage as a reminder of my eternal failure with women.