Naw, it was because when out riding, the beyatch never waves 'hello'.

In honour of the often stupid comments made on the Internet in regards to cycling, I have decided to introduce the "GCPG" - or 'Genius Comments from the Peanut Gallery'. It's a tribute to the golden moments of jingoistic, inaneness, stating of the obvious, and downright stupid comments that at oftimes flood the forums. Fellas, feel free to add your own next time you come accross a pearler.

GCPG No.0001 - "Talking in a different unit of measurement does not make a rider faster. Training, experience, knowledge, effort, persistence make a rider faster."

Now, how did we exist before without that golden little nugget of knowledge?

He even forgot to mention "Good genes", too