Sweet, sweet Crosscheck; very nice speakers, but those curtains with that couch?! Ouch!

I really like how your bike, to a casual observer, would seem to be some kind of fugly mutant, but to readers of this forum, it's a tricked out dream ride. It looks like you figured out exactly what you need and nailed it with no compromises. Definitely not a bike shop build, but in a good way.