Yeah, I'm 6ft 4ins......but Indurain had the heart of a horse, whereas I have the heart of a small rodent.

I was only kiddin' ya know. I climb like a brick and am perfectly comfortable with that. I'll still give it a good shake though.
This dude I run into every 2nd Sunday raced the Tour of Bright or some such a week or so ago, and said he won the Open C Grade KoM. When I told him I went out to St.Andrews for a ride on Friday, he said "Did you do that big climb? The one just outside St.Andrews?" I said "Err.....no. St.Andrews is my turn arround point."

"Oh, you don't go up to Kinglake?"



"Err, no....that'd be like a 200km round trip from my place, just a teeeeenie bit past my current abilities"

Cripes.

The guy is frikken 60kgs wet, too. I should call him 'Mayo' just for fun.