Back to the serious stuff:

Michael Slater has dropped a few bombshells in an interview with Inside Cricket.

I hate it when i here about a hot rumour going around on email, and I'm never invloved!!!
Apparently there was a rumour that "Slats" was the father of Gilchrist's baby.
I NEVER GET THESE EMAILs

And what was the other one about someone bangin' heaps of chicks on tour, or something?