Nah. You see, you miss the point. ALL the IMPORTANT people will know that the Aussie Thread is still alive, and now resides in the Pharquing Orrible Orifice (FOO) of BF.

I reckon there are heaps and heaps and heaps of voyeurs who read the thread, can't understand what it's all about, but get off at all the pseudo swearing that they wouldn't dare indulge in elsewhere. No, we will still be a centre of attention. Ask the non-aussie moderators who've been hanging around here lately.

Now, the biggest problem is that Hitchy and his mates have scared off all the sheilas. We don't have anyone to flirt with on here like the NZers with Zub Zub.

I do wonder, though, how Hitchy will feel when he wakes up and finds this. I fear for his safety. Maybe we should contact Beyond Blue....