Originally Posted by PaulBravey
If he's eating the biscotti from Starbucks he's already corrupted. You're far better off eating the shortbread from Peet's on a bike. Far less chance of losing large chunks, though the crumbs in the drivetrain can be a b1tch.
He's in the US. Otherwise it would have been something like "I keep spilling my beer and getting chunks of pie on my chain..."