No worries. I was going to put my hand up for the orgasmic strumpet anyway.

BTW, Rowan. Sure you're not a closet seppo? Talk about being a master of the bleedin obvious.

And just for a bit of explicit bike talk to keep the wallopers happy, saw a dude in town on an 05 Felt F25 today. Don't know where he got that from. And call me crazy, but the orange on those things is the nicest colour I've seen in ages. Maybe I didn't spend enough time in the 70's, but it is one sweet colour.