I've only had one nightmare on the topic. '61 Paramount was stolen, abandoned, and by the time I found it, taken over by some CR lister who already had it stripped it of paint for a full resto job, and was having that dented up seattube replaced.

The mess ended when I woke up and found my right foot jammed in the Paramount's rear triangle - the left hanging on the handlebar. (The '61 sits at the end of my bed).

At least I was relieved...

-Kurt