Seeing as the other awards fell over, maybe we should have our own party here. That way:

We can nominate for any category we want.
We won't get our knickers in a knot because there are so few of us, we ALL will win at least one category.
We can take the p!ss out of each other without someone taking their bat and ball and going home.
Talking of p!ss, the p!ss-up for the presentation will be awesome -- combine it with an AT@-whatever-it-is-ride beforehand.
We can devise new ways to take a rise out of the seppos without them really knowing.

Any other ideas?