Thank you, this is a great segway into my new product: Kool Kevlar. The best Kevlar vest known to man covered with custom fabric choices, everything from Louis V, to Ostrich Leather, and Polka dots for the ladies. Only 3 times the price of a normal kevlar vest. For those of you that want the black one we put a fancy label on it. Next time somebody shouts "Hey you wimpy ass hipster beoch give me that bike or I'm going to shoot yout" you can say "go ahead ****** bag I'm wearing Kool Kevlar". (Commercial ends with 10 ft no handed superman skid). "go ahead ****** bag I'm wearing Kool Kevlar" is a register TM of BD inc.

Sorry, it's friday and I'm stuck in the house. PM me and tell me I suck I hope I made someone laugh!