The cannondale reference was meant to be read as "any ultra stiff, unforgiving, and uncomfortable piece of *****"

And no, I haven't a clue who you am yet! I've seen you from about 30m in fading light at the track, and with your falcon on the train this morning. I would've sed gday but
- I couldn't remember what bikes you rode
- you got on at Woy Woy instead of Gossy
- you weren't wearing your NZ gear

I try to avoid embarressing myself if i can help it.