Come on, they jumped the shark before the "LiveStrong" bracelets. I'm actually realizing that the term "Jump The Shark" has well, jumped itself. Damn you Urbandictionary.com!!!

Why don't you make pre-race cup cakes? Who doesn't like cup cakes?! I mean, I'd rather have a cup cake instead of a spoke card.

Think outside of the box. People would be expecting to get a spoke card but you throw a curve ball. Instead of showing up with wine George Costanza wants to bring Pepsi & Ring Dings. Are you feeling me yet?!

"I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party. People be coming up to me, 'just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi' ".