A-HA

Frameset would come with
-front and rear brakes (pads are still good)
-front and rear derailleurs
-fluked seatpost
-stock seat (Barnett?)
-crankset
-bottom bracket (repacked)
-brake levers (replacemet)
-stem
-alloy handlebars
-shifters
-clamp-on cable guides
looks like everything's original except for brake levers, wheels, pedals, bar tape, cables.
I think I'll pull the trigger, get my girlfriend to ride a lightweight (her size) and maybe keep it in the stable.