A rather strange and unexpected outcome to my initial research kept leading me to the constant conclusion that in fact, everyone is eventually “Fred” to someone else…
If you've seen that pic of Einstein riding his bike, sporting a tweed jacket and frizzy hair, you'd know he was not only a genius, but a genius Fred as well. That's why he developed the theories of Special Fred Relativity and General Fred Relativity,. i.e. the Fredness of other riders depends on your Fred, er, frame of reference. The faster you ride, the more everyone else looks like a Fred.