LOL, I know, I was being silly. I've read there is some sort of belief that you should not wear under garments while in bike shorts but I think that's just an awful idea. I need support and a barrier between my nasty self and my nice clothes. Besides where's that grotesque picture of that team with their spandex squished peens? Leave somethings to the imagination... IIiiiiimaaaaagin-Aaaaaaa-SHUN!