Well, I was pedaling through the intersection on a green light, taking the lane because I turn left just past there onto the bike lane. Everything was cool until I saw a neighbor in his car waiting at the red light. He recognized me and waved, and had the strangest expression on his face - a mix of shock and horror. Just then, I looked down and realized I was riding buck, stark, birthday-suit naked!

...oh wait, that was just a dream the other night...