Originally Posted by
ManlyDude69
I ran over a goose with my bike. It was pretty funny. The stupid thing stood there and got ran over. I didn't mean to do it. It squacked like a demon from hell and then jumped in the lake.
I ran over one as well. Dumb thing was safely off to the side in the grass, but when it saw me coming, it made a mad dash across the MUP toward the pond. I was amazed how firm it was, like running over a football. last seen it was sitting in the pond squawking it's unhappiness.
On another occasion, one of the dumb things tried to attack me. It had just gone airborne when one of the brake levers on the mtn bike hit it right in the chest, knocking it backward out of the air.